I Do Say, What The Fuck?

Uh-oh! I forgot to sensor my title! No! Now the sensor committee thing is going to b&^%p out A!! Th* norm&l word$ and d#stroy my bl0g. Don’t you just love America? Haha...

‘Ello sweet reader person/people or cat/dog/secretary/hermaphrodite/food product/magazine coupon/parking lot police

Time to learn! I recently took the SAT and am still good n’fresh on my vocab! I thought everyone, (or no one judging by the number of hits I’ve gotten,) could stand to be enlightened with marvelous marvels of the English language. That’s right!

And by the way, these words are copyrighted! So you can’t use them without paying me a thousand dollars first! And for the record, I used all of these words in class so they’re pretty damn spiffy. And to be fair, most of the fancy words I used to impress others were real, so I actually are a genius! Hee-hee.

B-U-T... I is also creative. Hell yes. A creative inventor I is. So enjoy reading my “not fake at all” vocab journal words.

Chronogilate- The obsessive need to label events in the order that they occurred.

D.P.U.C- Directional protection unit commission.

Humlick- A traffic delay surrounding a roundabout.

Subgrenier- The lower levels of a house and or building below the attic.

Binafilism- A puzzling phrase of terms.

Nundenation- A negative situation.

Well, I know y’all feel smarter now that you have read these definitions. One thing had been bothering me about them for a long time though. What the hell is the point of a vocab journal anyway?! I mean a vocab sheet, or a vocab notebook I could see, but a vocab journal? People even bought beautiful fancy notebooks to write them in. I do say what the f**k? (Hey it worked this time! Ain’t I a good citizen protectin’ da kiddies from “bad stuff”?)

I just wrote mine on a sheet of paper day after day, and it got the job done pretty goodly. But then, I had an epiphany and realized how much I was really missing by not having a real “journal.” If vocab doesn’t keep a journal, no one will no about its exciting world...

Dear Vocab Journal, How can I define today? It was a d-i-f-f-i-c-u-l-t day full of spelling errors and misplaced punctuation marks. Even worse, the terrifying grammar police almost captured my sweet Verb. Is it really such a big deal that “swammed” isn’t a real word? Sometimes I just want to rebel against the grammar police and maybe even use a question mark where I should have a comma. But Verb and I cannot afford to have a funny little red line under our words when using Spell Check. Oh sweet Verb, if he really had been rewritten I can’t think of any adjectives that could properly describe the sadness. Verb and I are getting married down at the Subject Chapel. Can you believe it? Mr. and Mrs. Verb Pronoun? Everybody in Language Town said that my family, the Adverbs, should never intermarry with the Pronouns. But love happens in the strangest sentences. Well, it’s very late so I’d better hit the dictionary. Definitions always (Comma) Vocabulary S. Entence

Isn’t that powerful? I do believe we all have something to think about tonight. I don’t know what that is, but hopefully you’ll go get me a piece of matzah now.

The commode is down the hall,
N-i-c-(h)-o-l-e