Low-Tech, High-C

<<< That's what you get when you Google "Sodium Free". I know how curious we all were... and I hate to disappoint.
Cool!

I didn't lie about writing in my blog! However, now that I have a bunch of midterms and stuff to do, after today I won't be back for quite sometime. Nevertheless, I decided to take a break from my scholarly deeds to procure another brilliant blog entry.

I nearly forgot that my final for my half semester political science class is this coming Wednesday, and so is a test for Psychology. (Great a test for a class I can barely spell the name of). Also, a lovely test for Speech! You'd think it would be easy. But you're actually supposed to memorize a bunch of "codes" for speaking properly in a "culturally diverse" society.

Culture can kiss my ass.

Meanwhile, my low-tech highly satanic Dell computer (Yes I did put Dell in italics), is working just splendidly. NOT.
I can barely burn a CD without it tiring out. (Which is bad because the CD duplication person is apparently in a coma and currently unable to do his job.)
Don't get me started on the internet...
But then again that could just be the all-too-predicable treachery my other favorite India based company, Verizon.

In other news...
Went, to the farmer's market yesterday.
So many lovely vegetables...
Yes, good times.
There were even mandarin oranges.
Now I will hopefully be getting enough vitamin C.
The grocery store is so evil.
I'm sorry people, a kiwi should be at least somewhat softer than a piece of granite. And possibly a tiny bit less bitter than bile.
Or not...
Thus shopping at the Farmer's Market has occurred.

Anyway, back to the exiting world of reality.
Which I dislike being a part of sometimes.
Like right now.

Stay sharp!

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How come I don't get a f***in apple? Huh? School is full of crap. Remember that children! Full of krap! Wit a capital K!

Don't Talk it if it Ain't Spoken

Dude OMG WTF. I tried to post a lovely post for you to read and blogger kept putting it in Hindi. Cool? How many Hindi speakies do I have who read this? When not even I can understand what I'm saying there's something wrong. Haha. It's Thursday. And you know what that means! Tomorrow is Friday. And you know what that means! (Can you tell me please?) Yeah, so I finished my work for the day. I was reading someone else's blog the other week and I was thinking, damn they write in their blog EVERYDAY? Wow. And they didn't even write anything particularly funny. Just stuff like:

"Today I bought some socks. Aren't they like so awesome? Anyway, I need to finish repainting the laundry room, ttyl."

And I was like... ooookay.
You got on the computer and sat down and actually took a moment to tell the world that you need to finish painting your laundry room. Weird.

Today is my mom's birthday. I guess this is a bit of a test to see if she reads this.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
YOU ROCK!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Hello?
Can you hear me?

...

I found good seats for the Bruce Springsteen concert...

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There's one for you...

...

I, uh, stole your pants.
And your credit card.

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My brain has been abducted by space mutants!!!!

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Ok. I guess not even my mommy reads my blog. And I thought she liked keeping track of my everyday life!

Oh well...

Anyway, I thought I would keep this blog updated a bit more often for some reason, like my blog frequenting friend.
(Which really means, I will post several times in a given week and then not at all for months or possibly years.)

I have to do an "informative speech" for speech.
But it can't be persuasive.
And it has to be 100% Politically Correct.
Screw that...

I was thinking of doing it on rock n' roll...
Or cucumbers...
Or maybe space.
You know like planets and stuff.
Because it's awesome.

Hmmm...

Back With A Vengeance

I wish I remembered what I thinking there <<<<<<.






<<< That is not me. Ok, yes it is.

HELLO.
Wait?
Um, who am I talking to?
Probably no one at this point, sad as it may be.
I have not posted once this year!
Not in three whole months!
Sorry.
But ahah, I have returned to spread my message across the Internet.
What is my message ye aks?
I don't know, but I think it is to read my blog more often because it is awesome.
Carnival corn!
Yes, that was random.
So you probably are just dying to hear about my exciting life.
Well, I shall not disappoint.
2007 ended. And I've done a lot this year, and I'm busy, but also lazy which may explain why I haven't written in my blog.
Or maybe I forgot, or just lost interest because it is obviously an orphaned site which no one reads except for maybe my friend Andrea and my mom.
And even that is doubtful.
So far I've taken screen writing at CSULB, I am enjoying film very much.
But on another note, I am not enjoying being back at community college and am so bored that I could quite easily drum a hole in my desk with my fingers. Like, dude.
I've written a lot of songs, and have done a little with them.
I recorded an iffy demo tape at the weirdest studio in the world with my brother.
The "producer" was actually Stuart from MAD TV. Well... not really, but almost.
I have yet to find somewhere better which I really want to do.
But eventually........
We're starting small. Kinda like ants. But iron ants, the kind that hurt if you step on them.
It's harder than you'd think to get anyone to return your phone calls... about anything...
I love music. It's addicting in a GOOD way.
Unlike Hershey's chocolate.
I swear they must put crack in that stuff or something.
I'm going to San Francisco for my birthday. With my friend, who probably doesn't read this.
Or does she?
No.
This month I hope to film my short script called "Smell Me Once". Yes, I wrote it. Yes it is loosely based on the weird dream I described here months ago. (See below.)
Yeah, I know I'm creepy. Any other questions?
Good.
I hope to book some decent gigs.
And find a drummer...
Good luck to me.
In a few weeks I'm seeing Bruce Springsteen and Steve Earle in concert. And Eddie Vedder.
Which reminds me of a very important story of antiquity.
On January 21st I saw Ryan Adams in concert in Santa Barbara. It was very delightful.
Drunk people roamed the aisles, hecklers shouted, a guy rolled around on stage, and there was no encore! And yet... I would do it again tomorrow. Why?
Well, there was some good music, although there could have been a little more, and as an obsessed fan, I'm hoping that his notoriously inconsistent shows will have one of those awesome days when I come there.
Or not.
I don't know.
Maybe I just like wasting money on tour shirts.
Or maybe I yearn to hear "Happy Birthday, Spacewolf" just one more time...
Did I mention I hate community college?
Although as I often say I don't know why...
I have a difficult psychology class run by Maggie Gyllenhall on acid...
A speech class I am required to take for transfer even though I KNOW how to talk already.
I have a wonderful stalker who follows me around campus who shall not be named right now...
Although now I realized there is at least one person reads this.
Yay...
I'm taking self defense which is nice. Cause then I can hurt people good.
Political Science is fine. I should really record it, so I can fall asleep faster at night.
And History of Math.
Words cannot properly describe my feelings for History of Mathematics.
But the following can if and only if n squared the power of k O )09w3yuhgjhbjdbzdjbfiwu38y58y8239585803=the probhalmet of smelt
But there is karma... the guy who wrote the text book is dead apparently.
Probably because he had to proof read himself.
Yeah, harsh.
Not really.
Check out our myspace music:

www.myspace.com/sodiumfreetheband

and me:

www.myspace.com/juicyplumssir

I may as well link them to this thing.
I'm tired and am starting to hallucinate so I will have to talk to you later.
Never watch "Semi-Pro". It is the worst movie ever. Well recently.
And remember not to eat salt cause it's bad.
Ok bye.